HeyXD (What's the x-deal?)

Okay, so if you have an AIM, you know about HeyXD. And if you don't (I feel so sorry for you), it's like AIM, plus you have your own studio where you can draw your own smileys, buy other people's smileys, and you can give your smileys to your friends. Personally, I think that is pretty cool. And it's SUPER fun! But that's not my point. My point is that I've been hearing that it is a virus or something, that it's not even associated with AIM, blah blah blah, you get my point. I'm not even sure if it is or not. I ignored it after finding out about the virus thingy for a while, but after that, I went back. Now, I'm here on my Dad's computer tellling this all to you because my computer's hardrive (is that how you spell it?) is crashed. Dead. Basically, for the people out there who rank below nincompoop", computer is "Bye-bye." Now, I am 99.9% sure this was not the cause, and I'm like 90% sure that it was a glitch with me just playing around with my Sims 2 game (I LOVE my Sims 2), but you can never be too sure, right? Anyway, look on the bright side. I get a new laptop now! Whoo!

Those Weird Word Pranks that your Friends Use on You and You Wonder Where They Got Them

Okay, you've been pranked. We all have. (seriously, who hasn't?) Anyway, I'm gonna list some of those pranks (and maybe new ones) so you can get your friends back. Ha!
1. Hey, your sock is untied!
2. Gullible is written on the ceiling! (though that one kind of got old a while ago)
3. Hurry, touch your elbow! (Put your hand on your shoulder while you say this, and just guess what'll happen)
4. Hey, you've got something on your shirt! (they look down and you flick their nose, the classic)
5. Say "repeat this native american call!" They go, "okay!" You say! "Owah!" ("Owah!") "Tajer!" (Tajer!") "Kayam!" ("Kayam!') "Now let's put it all together!" They go, "Owhatajerkiam! (Oh, what I jerk I am! Get it?)
6. My favorite word starts with an F and ends in U-C-K. My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What did you think I'd say?

That's all I can think of for now. See ya!

13 Funny Signs

Pretty self-explanatory.

WORDZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He he he! Guess what I'm obsessed with now? No, it is not donuts. No, it's ABSOLUTELY NOT that frog I found in the soup last night. jk. Anyway, you know what it is? Yeah, I didn't think so! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, wait, you do? . . . Oh well, I'll tell you anyway. It's wordz! Yep, wordz! So I'm gonna list 25 of my fave wordz right here!
1. vomitory (yayy!)
2. pilliver
3. giraffe (think about it, that's SO cool!)
4. fantabulous
5. worm (don't ask)
6. floccinaucinihilpilification (dang, I hope that I spelled that right)
7. truffle
8. pumpernickel (that is SO spazalastic, Ooh! I like that word, too!)
9. spazalastic (Oh, yeah!)
10. wackadoodle (he he he)
11. oompaloompa
12. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz (if you learn how to pronounce it, I count it as a word)
13. pet rock. (:-D)
14. Mwop. (If you take that, I will bring pain cuz that is MY WORD!)
15. Weef. (Another one of my words that you CANNOT take!)
16. Dup-dup (My bffl's lil sis used 2 call me this)
17. broccoli (it may taste gross, but how the crud did they come up with this word?)
18. staircase (which is what I am also currently staring at)
19. dictionary (where all of these crazy words build their houses)
20. llama (not a luma)
21. luma (not a llama)
22. lawnmower (no, I'm not kidding)
23. cabbage
24. pickle (vlasic, not dill ;-P)
25. (get ready...) I'mSoThereistheBestWebsiteintheWorldSoInYurFace! (Ha!)

Okay, that's all, folks. Anyway. . .

"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur." --Doug Larson (That is SO true!)

What you do when you get bored (me)

This is addictingly annoying. :D

R

RA

RAN

RAND

RANDO

RANDOM

RANDOM I

RANDOM IS

RANDOM IS T

RANDOM IS TH

RANDOM IS THE

RANDOM IS THE N

RANDOM IS THE NE

RANDOM IS THE NEW

RANDOM IS THE NEW R

RANDOM IS THE NEW RA

RANDOM IS THE NEW RAB

RANDOM IS THE NEW RABI

RANDOM IS THE NEW RABID

RANDOM IS THE NEW RABID C

RANDOM IS THE NEW RABID CA

RANDOM IS THE NEW RABID CAT

RANDMO IS THE NEW RABID CAT!

Peace!

129 Things to Do (me)

I know you're there. You talk to your computer, your nightstand, your stuffed dog. Then you alphabetically organize your refrigerator. Well, I've got the solution. From my FAVORITE book, Wreck This Journal, and here, comes a revolutionary to solution to your boredom. THE GRAND MASTER AWESOMELY AMAZING BOREDOM-BUSTING SPIFFINGLY MAGICAL GRAND MASTER LIST!!!!!!! Here it is ladies and gentlemen (with a couple of my own):

1. Go for a walk. Draw or list things you find on the the sidewalk. 

2. Write a letter to yourself in the future. 

3. Buy something inexpensive as a symbol for your need to create, (new pen, a tea cup, journal). Use it everyday. 

4. Draw your dinner. 

5. Find a piece of poetry you respond to. Rewrite it and glue it into your journal. 

6. Glue an envelope into your journal. For one week collect items you find on the street. 

7. Expose yourself to a new artist, (go to a gallery, or in a book.) Write about what moves you about it. 

8. Find a photo of a person you do not know. Write a brief bio about them. 

9. Spend a day drawing only red things. 

10. Draw your bike. 

11. Make a list of everything you buy in the next week. 

12. Make a map of everywhere you went in one day. 13. Draw a map of the creases on your hand, (knuckles, palm) 

14. Trace your footsteps with chalk. 

15. Record an overheard conversation. 

16. Trace the path of the moon in relation to where you live. 

17. Go to a paint store. Collect 'chips' of all your favorite colors. 

18. Draw your favorite tree. 

19. Take 15 minutes to eat an orange. 

20. Write a haiku. 

21. Hang upside down for five minutes. 

22. Hang found objects from tree branches.

23. Make a puppet. 

24. Create an outdoor room from things you find in nature. 

25. Read a book in one day. 

26. Illustrate your grocery list. 

27. Read a story out loud to a friend. 

28. Write a letter to someone you admire. 

29. Study the face of someone you do not like. 

30. Make a meal based on a color theme. (i.e. all white). 

31. Create a museum of very small things. 

32. List the smells in your neighborhood. 

33. List 100 uses for a tin can. 

34. Fill an entire page in your journal with small circles. Color them in. 

35. Give away something you love. 

36. Choose an object, draw the side you can't see. 

37. List all of the places you've ever lived. 

38. Describe your favourite room in detail. 

39. Write about your relationship with your washing machine. 

40. Draw all of the things in your purse/bag. 

41. Make a mini book based on the theme, "my grocery list". 

42. Create a character based on someone you know. Write a list of personality traits. 

43. Recall your favorite childhood game. 

44. Put postcards of art pieces/painting on the inside of your kitchen cupboard doors, so you can see them everyday (but not become deaf to them.) 

45. Draw the same object every day for a week. 

46. Write in your journal using a different medium (brush & ink, charcoal, old typewriter, crayons, fat markers.) 

47. Draw the individual items of your favorite outfit. 

48. Make a useful item using only paper & tape. 

49. Research a celebration or ritual from another culture. 

50. Do a temporary art installation using a pad of post it notes & a pen. 

51. Draw a map of your favorite sitting spots in your town/city. (photocopy it and give it to someone you like.) 

52. Record all of the sounds you hear in the course of one hours. 

53. Using a grid, collect various textures from magazine and play them off of each other. 

54. Cut out all media for one day. Write about the effects. 

55. Make pencil rubbings of six different surfaces. 

56. Draw your garbage. 

57. Do a morning collage. 

58. List your ten most important things, (not including animals or people.) 

59. List ten things you would like to do every day. 

60. Glue a photo of yourself as a child into your journal. 

61. Trasform some garbage. 

62. Write an entry in your journal in really LARGE letters. 

63. Collect some 'flat' things in nature (leaves, flowers). Glue or tape them into your journal.

64. Physically alter a page. (i.e. cut a hole, pour tea on it, burn it, fold it, etc.) 

65. Find several color combinations you respond to in public. Document them using swatches, write where you found them. 

66. Write a journal entry describing something "secret". Cut it up into several pieces and glue them back in scrambled. 

67. Record descriptions or definitions of subjects or words you are interested in, found in encyclopedias or dictionaries. 

68. Draw the outline of an object without looking at the page. (contour drawing). 

69. What were you thinking just now? write it down. 

70. Do nothing. 

71. Write a list of ten things you could to do. Do the last thing on the list. 

72. Create an image using dots. 

73. Do 3 drawings at different speeds. 

74. Put a small object in your left pocket (or in a bag), Put your left hand in the pocket. Draw it by feel. 

75. Create a graph documenting or measuring something in your life. 

76. Draw thesun. 

77. Create instructions for a simple everyday task. 

78. Make prints using food. (fruit and vegetables cut in half, fish, etc.) 

79. Find a photo. Alter it by drawing over it. 

80. Write a letter using an unconventional medium. 

81. Draw one object for twenty minutes. 

82. Combine two activities that have not been combined before. 

83. Write about your day in an encyclopedic fashion. (i.e. organize by subject.) 

84. Write a list of all the things you do to escape. 

85. Cut a random shape out of several layers of a magazine. Make a collage out of the results. 

86. Write an entry in code. 

87. Make a painting using tools from the bathroom. 

88. Work with a medium that is subtractive. 

89. Write about or draw some of the doors in your life. 

90. Make a postcard that has some kind of activity on it. 

91. Divise a journal entry using "layers". 

92. Divise an entry using "layers". 

93. Write your own definition of one of the following concepts, sitting, waiting, sleeping (without using the actual word.) 

94. List 10 of your habits. 

95. Illustrate the concept of "simplicity".

96. Go to the dentist.

97. Clean out your fridge.

98. Wash the windows.

99. Feed the mice under your bed.

100. Read the entire works of Proust.

101. Arrange your food alphabetically

102. Conduct a scientific experiment on polymer synthesis and its affect on the world.

103. Arrange envelopes according to size.

104. Count how many sheets of paper are in your possession.

105. Make sure that all of your socks have partners.

106. Document your pocket lint.

107. Call your mother back. (Wink Wink)

108. Learn a new language.

109. Take a video of yourself sleeping.

110. Move your furniture around to look like a bus station.

111. Experiment with new types of sitting.

112. Jog in place for 2 hours and 32 minutes.

113. Pretend you are a secret agent.

114. Draw a fake door on your wall with chalk.

115. Talk with your animal neighbors. (That means you, Mr. Food Stealing Squirrel)

116. Write a speech for when you win an award.

117. Walk somewhere as slow as physically possible without stopping.

118. Write a positive feedback letter to the mail deliverer.

119. Put a secret letter in a library book.

120. Practice strengthening your pinky. 

121. Dress up like your favorite author.

122. Smell your nose.

123. Memorize The Elements of Style by Strunk and White.

124. Sit on your front porch with a sign that reads "Tweet if you love birds."

125. Document plants that have made a significant difference in your life.

126. Smell your computer.

127. Pretend to be a famous astronaut.

128. Wonder why you read this thing.

129. Loudly proclaim "Hey!" for no reason and test different inflictions on the word.

There you go. You just wasted a LOT of time. 

Thank you.

How do you feel about I'm So There?

Ok. So you like I'm So There, right? If so, then we don't care! (ok, maybe we do a little) But anyway, we want I'm So There to become just a weensy bit more popular. So tell your friends. Tell your family. Tell your pet goose. Tell the llama down the street. Tell your computer (or scream at him). Tell your Grandma. Tell your Grandpa. Tell the crazy person who sold you Oreos last weekend. Tell your razor next time you shave. Tell that old stick of butter sitting in your cupboard since January. Tell your bottle of Sprite. Tell the dime under your couch cushion. Tell your big brother's boxer shorts. Tell the bee that was flying around your iris flower (and then wait to get stung). Tell your TV remote. Tell that creepy painting of a naked lady in your dining room (then run away). Tell the fire hydrant down the road. Tell the jellybean at the bottom of your pencil case. In other words, tell everyone/everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D Oh, yeah! Now get out there and tell about I'm So There! And if you don't get our point, reread this post several 347 times! Then you'll get it! Yay!

MY AWESOME SPECTACULAR FABULOUS CRAZY SOCKS THAT ROCK OFF YOURS!

OMG! A while ago, during gym, I started wearing long crazy socks. Then everybody else started wearing them, even the older kids (yes, I know, I'm like that. LOL!). After a while, people stopped wearing them, but you should see the eighth graders in gym now! It's like a crazy sock extravaganza. Good to know I started it. Whoop! Mwahahahahaha! And slowly but surely, I will completely take over the school. All hail me! ALL HAIL ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ehhem.... where was I? Riiiiight....uhhh... anyway, I got my socks at dELIA'S, which is like the awesomest store in the history of awesome stores. I LOVE the clothes there. Anyway, if I usually upload a picture onto this site, my entire window with I'm SO There closes. So I'll give you the link. http://store.delias.com/item.do?itemID=51327&categoryID=561&sizeFilter=&colorFilter=&brandFilter= Okay. Let me explain this: First, these are not the socks I have. I couldn't find mine on the site anymore. But see the pair of socks in the middle? Yeah, the black ones with neon polka-dots. I had a similar version of this, except my socks were knee-high. And then I also had one just like it with stripes (still knee-high), and gray ones with neon peace signs on them (also knee-high, but I think you would get it by now). That's all for now! Chao!

And I Thought She Meant Llamas. . . (me)

When other author person said lumas, I thought she meant llamas. :D But they're both good. Example: this is a luma:

And this is a llama: 

O wait. That's a mad cat who likes to eat humans. He he he! he. . . 

THIS IS A LLAMA!(Finally!):

Isn't he cute!!! YAY!!!

I NAMED HIM BUBBA CUZ BUBBA IS A COOL NAME IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT WELL THEN TOO BAD CUZ I LIKE THE NAME BUBBA! BUBBA BUBBA BUBBA!! IN YOUR FACE BUBBA-NAME-HATERZ!

Well, my work is finished. 

PEACE!!!

My New Obsession

OMG! Ever heard of a luma? They are sooooo cute! If you are wondering, they belong in all of those Mario Games, such as Super Mario Galaxy. Let me include pics of many colors of them so you can become obsessed with me! Yay!

Randomnees 2 da Ex-treme (me)

Okay, so my biffle created a Blog- it's kewl!!! Go to it HERE. It's kewl.

Site Tags? (me)

Um, so ya! I was messing around on the Internet, and I found THIS!!! For my site, I'm SO There, this is the list of tags (OMG!!!)

• AIM (1)
• backwards (1)
• blogspot (1)
• buddy icons (1)
• Chuck (1)
• Chuck Norris (1)
• contest (1)
• Conversation (1)
• cool (2)
• E.A.L. (1)
• eal (1)
• edward cullen (1)
• elgoog (1)
• emo (1)
• freewebs (1)
• Fudd (1)
• funny (1)
• Google (2)
• goth (1)
• hacker (1)
• haircut (1)
• I'm SO There (1)
• icons (1)
• IM (2)
• IM conversation (1)
• IM lingo (1)
• internet (1)
• lingo (1)
• moon (1)
• Norris (1)
• pattinson (1)
• pink (1)
• pirates (1)
• pop (1)
• pop-tart (1)
• poptarts (1)
• robert (1)
• screenshots (1)
• tart (1)
• Tribal Wars (1)
• twilight (1)
• yahoo (1)

WoaH!!!!! Right? Well, l8r!

Screenshots from the life of me (me)

Okay, so I am going to post random screenshots from my computer about stuff that I'm usually on.  Post your comments and e-mail me your screenshots to animaluver37898@yahoo.com. Best one wins! Also, post a comment about what you do too often on your computer. 

Screenshot Instructions:

Mac: Command+Shift+4 if you want to choose where to take it (one part of your screen) Command+Shift+3 for an entire screenshot

PC: Go here. 

Screenshots from the life of me: 

What're YOURS?

More GOOGLE!! Mwahahaha (MEE!!!)

Okay more, with same rules, type then click "I'm feeling lucky"

Type Google Gothic

Type Google Emo:

Type Google Pink:

There's also Yellow, Green, and Blue searches!!! (I won't show them)

Type Google Pirate:

My fav- LOL

Type Google Cheese:

 (Google Moon LOL)

Type xx-hacker:

Type Google Fudd: (LOL)

LOL that one too... Ha!

SO try them all out, because it was a pain in the butt to upload and move them LOL!!!

Enjoy!

Google Search (me)

EVERYBODY knows Google. But what you don't know about Google is actually the coolest. For example, go onto Google and Type "Search Chuck Norris" then click "I'm Feeling Lucky." It's REALLY funny what happens. Look at the pic:

I swear that's what it ACTUALLY is- try it yourself- but look what happens- when you click "I'm Feeling Lucky," it brings you to the first website with that in it. This website is that, but cleverly laid out to look like Google. At the bottom, however, is this:

So you know it's not actually Google. Because look: (the address  bar)

So it's an actual website. But here's another cool example:

Look:

Type in "elgoog" then click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

See?:

Google backwards!!! And I'll type "dog" and show you what happens:

It's searched for god!! God is backwards of dog. And the search results are backwards!!! Ha ha ha! Now look AT THIS!!!:

Yep! The tabs, on the Mac, the TITLE is backwards. Cool huh?

So enough of my idle chatter. Later!

ABDC (Should I say me. . .?)

Have you ever heard of ABDC, also called America's Best Dance Crew? It is DA BOMB! Seriously. Here are the 9 teams to start out with. Now, you can watch the episodes LEGALLY (like it matters!) HERE. It's on MTV, the channel that plays it. It's on on Thursday nights at 10:00 PM. Alright, here are the nine teams that started (I won't give anything away :D):

-Beat Freaks (One of my favs, in the top 2, then lost ARGH!!!)

-Dynamic Edition (I like them- they're different, but they went :()

-Fly Khicks (Hopefully they LOSE! These guys need to learn how to incorporate music into their dances and wear LESS REVEALING CLOTHES! And they did! In the top 3. . .)

-Quest Crew (These guys are cool and oh so talented, one of my second favorites and they WON THE WHOLE FRIGGIN THING!)

-Ringmasters (This one guy can pop out his joints- it creeps/grosses me out, but they went)

-Strikers All-Stars (These guys are my other top fav, they went too)

-Boxcuttuhz (I liked these guys- I lied, I WILL give stuff away, these guys went, but I liked them- in second with Quest Crew)

-G.O.P. Dance (These guys went out first, but I like their name- Group of Peace)

-Team Millennia (They were pretty good, they're back from another season, but they got voted off again)

There ya go- the 9 teams, my favs, and my comments. Likey? Did you enjoy this? Get it? Got it? Good. 

Later.