HeyXD (What's the x-deal?)

Okay, so if you have an AIM, you know about HeyXD. And if you don't (I feel so sorry for you), it's like AIM, plus you have your own studio where you can draw your own smileys, buy other people's smileys, and you can give your smileys to your friends. Personally, I think that is pretty cool. And it's SUPER fun! But that's not my point. My point is that I've been hearing that it is a virus or something, that it's not even associated with AIM, blah blah blah, you get my point. I'm not even sure if it is or not. I ignored it after finding out about the virus thingy for a while, but after that, I went back. Now, I'm here on my Dad's computer tellling this all to you because my computer's hardrive (is that how you spell it?) is crashed. Dead. Basically, for the people out there who rank below nincompoop", computer is "Bye-bye." Now, I am 99.9% sure this was not the cause, and I'm like 90% sure that it was a glitch with me just playing around with my Sims 2 game (I LOVE my Sims 2), but you can never be too sure, right? Anyway, look on the bright side. I get a new laptop now! Whoo!

Those Weird Word Pranks that your Friends Use on You and You Wonder Where They Got Them

Okay, you've been pranked. We all have. (seriously, who hasn't?) Anyway, I'm gonna list some of those pranks (and maybe new ones) so you can get your friends back. Ha!
1. Hey, your sock is untied!
2. Gullible is written on the ceiling! (though that one kind of got old a while ago)
3. Hurry, touch your elbow! (Put your hand on your shoulder while you say this, and just guess what'll happen)
4. Hey, you've got something on your shirt! (they look down and you flick their nose, the classic)
5. Say "repeat this native american call!" They go, "okay!" You say! "Owah!" ("Owah!") "Tajer!" (Tajer!") "Kayam!" ("Kayam!') "Now let's put it all together!" They go, "Owhatajerkiam! (Oh, what I jerk I am! Get it?)
6. My favorite word starts with an F and ends in U-C-K. My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What did you think I'd say?

That's all I can think of for now. See ya!

13 Funny Signs

Pretty self-explanatory.

WORDZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He he he! Guess what I'm obsessed with now? No, it is not donuts. No, it's ABSOLUTELY NOT that frog I found in the soup last night. jk. Anyway, you know what it is? Yeah, I didn't think so! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, wait, you do? . . . Oh well, I'll tell you anyway. It's wordz! Yep, wordz! So I'm gonna list 25 of my fave wordz right here!
1. vomitory (yayy!)
2. pilliver
3. giraffe (think about it, that's SO cool!)
4. fantabulous
5. worm (don't ask)
6. floccinaucinihilpilification (dang, I hope that I spelled that right)
7. truffle
8. pumpernickel (that is SO spazalastic, Ooh! I like that word, too!)
9. spazalastic (Oh, yeah!)
10. wackadoodle (he he he)
11. oompaloompa
12. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz (if you learn how to pronounce it, I count it as a word)
13. pet rock. (:-D)
14. Mwop. (If you take that, I will bring pain cuz that is MY WORD!)
15. Weef. (Another one of my words that you CANNOT take!)
16. Dup-dup (My bffl's lil sis used 2 call me this)
17. broccoli (it may taste gross, but how the crud did they come up with this word?)
18. staircase (which is what I am also currently staring at)
19. dictionary (where all of these crazy words build their houses)
20. llama (not a luma)
21. luma (not a llama)
22. lawnmower (no, I'm not kidding)
23. cabbage
24. pickle (vlasic, not dill ;-P)
25. (get ready...) I'mSoThereistheBestWebsiteintheWorldSoInYurFace! (Ha!)

Okay, that's all, folks. Anyway. . .

"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur." --Doug Larson (That is SO true!)