Yo Peeps! (me)

Go to THIS LINK to use the OFFICIAL I'm SO There Search Engine. LOL! Have fun!

Actual IM Conversation (me)

Okay, here you'll learn a couple new words. I'll give the translation for each line.

I HAVE A SECRET! THIS IS BORING SO SKIP OVER IT AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE LAST 2 LINES!!!(shhh)

(I was "advertising this blog to my friend")

her: hey (hello!)

me: go to http://imsothere.blogspot.com

her: k (okay!)

me: :D (i am happy)

me: do u like it? (Do you like it?)

her: ya (yeah)

me: yay

her: wuts up with the ttles tho? (What's up with the titles though?)

me: i dunno itl make u look right (I don't know. It'll make you look, right?)

her: ya (yeah)

her: but i luv how its about twlight  (but I love how it's about Twilight)

me: ? (what?)

her: twilightaholic

me: o ya lol (Oh yeah Laugh out Loud)

her: GO TWILIGHT!

her: duh (Isn't it obvious?)

me: giv me some topic ideas (Give me some topic ideas!)

her: of course i do (Of course I do!)

her: ummm

her: u could do... (You could do)

her: stuff

me: thanx tht hlps alot (Thanks, that helps a lot!)

her: haha (Ha Ha!)

her: Ummm

her: u could do... (You could do...)

her: ... (I'm thinking)

her: umm...

her: idk (I Don't Know)

her: u there? (Are you there?)

me: ya (Yeah)

her: i really dunno (I really don't know)

her: wut (What?)

her: i really hav no idea (I really have no idea)

me: k (okay)

me: lol (Laugh out loud)

her: i m chngng my sttus 4 u (I am changing my status for you)

her: there look @ my sttus

me: k hold on a sec (okay hold on a second)

her: k (okay)

her: brb (Be Right Back)

See how this can evolve? Go to knew heights! And piss off your language arts teachers!

IM Lingo Lesson 1 (me)

Oh god... how the generations have evolved... So, right now, I am trying to teach my Grandma IM "slang" as some adults might call it. You know: i m rdy 4 sccr prctice 2nite. etc. etc. So I am creating a dictionary for all you mom imer wanna bees. Get ready for it. *Cough old people cough cough* So here's some:

too=2

to= 2

I= i

I'm= im

I am= im

parents= rents

brother= bro

sister= sis

Oh my gosh or oh my god= omg

and remember: never caps always lowercase, never use good grammar. Just saying. 

Also, if you have a word ending in ing, take out the i.

Examples: saying=  sayng      

See? Always abbreviate words that you can.

That's lesson 1, stay tuned for more!

Alright, WHY!!?? (me)

Imagine me now, sitting on the floor, in my purple flannel pants and a gray sweater, sobbing about how unfair life is. Seriously. If you haven't heard the buzz, then shame on you. Check out the cover of, like, all of the e-mail news sites, then you'll most likely know by now. Alright, so it been out there for about 20 hours now, but now you're probably like "What is it, you crazy person, tell me already!" Alright. Robert Pattinson cut his hair. Yeah. Those to-die-for locks? Gone. What was he thinking? Why did he? Ask him. Cuz I dunno. Look at this:

http://www.squidoo.com/robert-pattinson-hair

Crazy right? Everybody's all, OMG he looks ssssoooooooooooooo! hot! And I'm sitting here going 'Are you BLIND?' It's the ugliest look I've EVER seen. Well, I gotta go. Later!