IM Lingo Lesson 1 (me)

Oh god... how the generations have evolved... So, right now, I am trying to teach my Grandma IM "slang" as some adults might call it. You know: i m rdy 4 sccr prctice 2nite. etc. etc. So I am creating a dictionary for all you mom imer wanna bees. Get ready for it. *Cough old people cough cough* So here's some:

too=2

to= 2

I= i

I'm= im

I am= im

parents= rents

brother= bro

sister= sis

Oh my gosh or oh my god= omg

and remember: never caps always lowercase, never use good grammar. Just saying. 

Also, if you have a word ending in ing, take out the i.

Examples: saying=  sayng      

See? Always abbreviate words that you can.

That's lesson 1, stay tuned for more!